"What Rachel Said"

"What Rachel Said"

It was always as Rachel said - 

No matter what Rachel said:

And Rachel said a lot whole lot of things!

Her thinking processes 

Involved some unusual variables 

To say the very least!

A kind of madness 

That seemingly drove her 

To make things up - 

Which as impossible as it sounds, 

Would then in one form 

Or another become real!

Which is why - 

Until I had time to try 

And figure out exactly what was going on - 

I was going to have to shut her down:

For Rachel was a new type of android - 

The first of her kind - 

That is, 

The first of her kind 

With a fully functioning 

Artificial brain 

That contained a smattering 

Of living human brain cells 

As part of her neural network:

And what with all these 

Very odd occurrences 

Going on around her - 

That could not rationally be explained: 

There was the possibility looming, 

That Rachel would have to be destroyed!

Rachel had even said so herself: 

Warning me when we were alone, 

That eventually - 

She could become quite dangerous...

Or something like that.