Over a shoe
In a squalid alley-
It's the consumer mentality.
One gives the other's nose a twist-
And there's a scream!
And the nose-twister runs out of the alley-
Yelling: "I've got the shoe!"
It doesn't seem to dawn on him-
That to make a pair, he needs two:
But they were both drunk anyway-
So what can you do?